Monday, December 26, 2011

Mr. Miner's Phish Thoughts Reviews (5 stars!)



Mr. Miner's Phish Thoughts: An Anthology By a Fan for the Fans [Hardcover]
David Calarco (Author), Elizabeth Jackson Winter (Editor), Graham Lucas (Photographer), Michael Stein (Photographer), John Crouch (Photographer), and other contributors. Foreword by Andy Gadiel
Hardcover: 680 pages
Publisher: Created with BAJ Design; 1 edition (2011)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1450790232
ISBN-13: 978-1450790239

It's inspiring mixed feelings but getting all 5 star reviews on Amazon...

5.0 out of 5 stars Better off w/ a Roll of CharminDecember 16, 2011
This review is from: Mr. Miner's Phish Thoughts: An Anthology By a Fan for the Fans (Hardcover)
The anticipation of a new Phish book had my heart fluttering like a feather floating on an omni-directional cosmic vibration that would have made the Aztecs proud. Just knowing that the next "Catcher In the Rye" was being confined by the barbarian mailing packaging, I tore it out in an almost manic state, feeling like King Arthur & the book being Excalibur. After four pages, I came to the realization that I would have better off buying $75.00 in toilet paper.



5.0 out of 5 stars A phabulous phish phan!December 22, 2011
This review is from: Mr. Miner's Phish Thoughts: An Anthology By a Fan for the Fans (Hardcover)
What would us phans do without Mr. Miner? How would we know what adjectives, or how many adjectives to string together in a given paragraph to describe the bass-led jihad of one Michael Gordon? Thankfully, we have Mr. Miner to not only string said adjectives together, but to also fluff every single show in 3.0, leaving us with little need to listen to any other music besides Phish, and well, the indie-tronic geniuses TV On The Radio...Ever wonder what you'd do if the internet crashed and you were prevented from your Phish Thoughts reviews after each show? Well, for the LOW price of $75 you can have all those reviews, that, while conveniently stored on the internet, are obviously better suited in a massive hardcover book that only costs $75, in your hands, or on your coffee table as one gigantic coaster. Thank you Mr. Miner. Really, thank you for releasing an overpriced copy of your blog without considering once your customer base. Well done.

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